hp meme: eight quotes [6/8] » "The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well."
what does sending anon hate accomplish… go outside… pet a dog… ride a bike… Call your dad and apologize for being a disappointment
*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”"
the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
*tries to talk*
“you should talk more!”
do you ever think of how harry, ron and hermione could barely handle a horcrux at 17/18 when they were taking turns being close to it
and ginny tried her hardest to fight off a horcrux (and occasionally succeeded) - which she poured her heart and soul into - so that she wouldn’t hurt anyone
at age 11
and just wonder why???
#also the diary had MORE of voldemort’s soul in it than the locket #just saying
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
I’m seeing you talk, and all I’m thinking about is me pissed that I didn’t get fries.
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"